Gotta woof in the park
On my beat, in the street
By the bank of the lake
Winding track, like a snake
Chase the rabbits with my bark
In the light, in the dark
Don’t let them dive
Down the hole
Without paying me a toll
Yeah it’s hard for me to track them
to catch them and to snatch them
It’s a Wonderland out there
in the open, frisky air
and my name it sure ain’t Alice
so don’t go thinkin’ I’ve been drinkin’
Of that literary stuff
And I ain’t got no intention
Of falling down a rabbit hole
It’s under my control you know,
The body only follows
where the nose gotta go
Gotta race, gotta chase
Gotta squeeze into that space
Gotta wiggle out again
Scrape my tummy now and then
It’s a blast, it’s a thrill
You can mock me if you will
But I’ll keep woofing in the park
On my beat, in the street
By the bank of the lake
Winding track, like a snake
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